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Full Tilt Poker Game #4590506779: Table Sidebrook (6 max) - $0.10/$0.25 - No Limit Holdem - 18:29:19 ET - 2007/12/22
Seat 1: ijustpwnedu ($24.65)
Seat 2: Andechs ($47.70)
Seat 3: the sketch ($30.60)
Seat 4: dfd3003 ($26.20)
Seat 5: 1964Nova ($27.55)
Seat 6: schlippittz ($13.35)
schlippittz posts the small blind of $0.10
ijustpwnedu posts the big blind of $0.25
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to schlippittz [9c Ts]
Andechs calls $0.25
the sketch folds
dfd3003 has 15 seconds left to act
dfd3003 folds
1964Nova calls $0.25
schlippittz calls $0.15
ijustpwnedu checks
*** FLOP *** [Jd 2s Qs]
schlippittz checks
ijustpwnedu checks
Andechs bets $0.75
1964Nova has 15 seconds left to act
1964Nova folds
schlippittz calls $0.75
ijustpwnedu folds
*** TURN *** [Jd 2s Qs] [Kd]
schlippittz has 15 seconds left to act
schlippittz bets $2.50
Andechs raises to $5
schlippittz calls $2.50
*** RIVER *** [Jd 2s Qs Kd] [6h]
schlippittz has 15 seconds left to act
schlippittz bets $5
Andechs raises to $10
schlippittz calls $2.35, and is all in
Uncalled bet of $2.65 returned to Andechs
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Andechs shows [Ad Tc] a straight, Ace high
schlippittz mucks
Andechs wins the pot ($25.85) with a straight, Ace hig

Don't fuck with the German.

Was in a SnG yesterday that had gotten down to 4 seats. I was second stack. The guy that had me covered went all in from the SB, and I called with big slick from the button. He shows AJ diamonds. 7Q2 on the flop, all diamonds. As Kc on the last two streets. Motherfucker.

Play safe and clever you can. Well, it works for me.

Lay off the acid, Vadar. You're beginning to sound like that hippie Yoda again.

So i started with 1000 play$ and ended with ~ 16290 money, what can i use these ones for ? It is so easy to win.

Further proof that Full Tilt hates me. The ONE time I decide to slow play a set....

Heads up in a SnG. (q2...what a shock.)

Full Tilt Poker Game #4694533465: $1 + $0.25 Sit & Go (Turbo) (35614584), Table 1 - 400/800 - No Limit Holdem - 23:43:59 ET - 2007/12/31
Seat 1: schlippittz (4,785)
Seat 3: metalsnake1977 (8,715)
metalsnake1977 posts the small blind of 400
schlippittz posts the big blind of 800
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to schlippittz [2c Qd]
metalsnake1977 calls 400
schlippittz checks
*** FLOP *** [7h Qc Qh]
schlippittz checks
metalsnake1977 checks
*** TURN *** [7h Qc Qh] [9c]
schlippittz bets 800
metalsnake1977 raises to 1,600
schlippittz raises to 2,400
metalsnake1977 raises to 3,200
schlippittz raises to 3,985, and is all in
metalsnake1977 calls 785
schlippittz shows [2c Qd]
metalsnake1977 shows [7c 4c]
*** RIVER *** [7h Qc Qh 9c] [Ac]
schlippittz shows three of a kind, Queens
metalsnake1977 shows a flush, Ace high
metalsnake1977 wins the pot (9,570) with a flush, Ace high
schlippittz stands up
metalsnake1977 stands up

I really hate Full Tilt.
Full Tilt Poker Game #4775635069: Table Meteorite (6 max) - $0.05/$0.10 - No Limit Holdem - 18:06:00 ET - 2008/01/07
Seat 1: schlippittz ($5.35)
Seat 2: acesfull187 ($6.35)
Seat 3: RetiredYEH ($5.80)
Seat 4: newcastle99 ($9.75)
Seat 5: bowser78 ($10.05)
Seat 6: JST001 ($3)
bowser78 posts the small blind of $0.05
JST001 posts the big blind of $0.10
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to schlippittz [Qh Qc]
schlippittz raises to $0.30
acesfull187 calls $0.30
RetiredYEH raises to $0.50
newcastle99 folds
bowser78 is sitting out
bowser78 folds
JST001 folds
schlippittz calls $0.20
acesfull187 calls $0.20
*** FLOP *** [4c 9c Js]
schlippittz bets $1.50
acesfull187 folds
RetiredYEH raises to $3
schlippittz calls $1.50
*** TURN *** [4c 9c Js] [2s]
schlippittz bets $1.85, and is all in
RetiredYEH calls $1.85
schlippittz shows [Qh Qc]
RetiredYEH shows [4d 4s]
*** RIVER *** [4c 9c Js 2s] [3h]
schlippittz shows a pair of Queens
RetiredYEH shows three of a kind, Fours
RetiredYEH wins the pot ($10.25) with three of a kind, Fours
schlippittz is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $11.35 | Rake $1.10
Board: [4c 9c Js 2s 3h]
Seat 1: schlippittz showed [Qh Qc] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 2: acesfull187 folded on the Flop
Seat 3: RetiredYEH showed [4d 4s] and won ($10.25) with three of a kind, Fours
Seat 4: newcastle99 (button) didnt bet (folded)
Seat 5: bowser78 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: JST001 (big blind) folded before the Flop

THE VERY NEXT HAND

Full Tilt Poker Game #4775698245: Table Lodge (6 max) - $0.05/$0.10 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:11:54 ET - 2008/01/07
Seat 1: Taizun ($9.50)
Seat 2: dinoferino5 ($10.05)
Seat 3: issjimbeezy ($16.45)
Seat 4: btnns2000 ($4.15)
Seat 5: ricoeur ($10.85)
Seat 6: schlippittz ($7.65)
dinoferino5 posts the small blind of $0.05
issjimbeezy posts the big blind of $0.10
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to schlippittz [Kc Th]
btnns2000 calls $0.10
ricoeur folds
schlippittz raises to $0.20
Taizun folds
dinoferino5 folds
issjimbeezy calls $0.10
btnns2000 calls $0.10
*** FLOP *** [Kd Js 5c]
issjimbeezy bets $0.40
btnns2000 folds
schlippittz calls $0.40
*** TURN *** [Kd Js 5c] [4s]
issjimbeezy bets $1.15
schlippittz raises to $2.30
issjimbeezy calls $1.15
*** RIVER *** [Kd Js 5c 4s] [Kh]
issjimbeezy bets $4.15
schlippittz raises to $4.75, and is all in
issjimbeezy calls $0.60
*** SHOW DOWN ***
schlippittz shows [Kc Th] three of a kind, Kings
issjimbeezy shows [Qc Ks] three of a kind, Kings
issjimbeezy wins the pot ($14) with three of a kind, Kings
schlippittz is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $15.55 | Rake $1.55
Board: [Kd Js 5c 4s Kh]
Seat 1: Taizun (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: dinoferino5 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: issjimbeezy (big blind) showed [Qc Ks] and won ($14) with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 4: btnns2000 folded on the Flop
Seat 5: ricoeur didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: schlippittz showed [Kc Th] and lost with three of a kind, Kings


Full Tilt...

Done with your bullshit.

Is this real money you're throwing away being cack at poker?

Real money. Not being cack, being out drawn and unlucky. Just played a 2 SnG, 4 people left, I get an ace high flush and go all in, other dude has a full house. Unreal that site is. AT uB I just win money. Full Tilt is a whole lotta bullshit.

They use one of those anti-Schittlippz codes at full tilt. Bastards!

Look at that

Full Tilt Poker Game #5500642720: Table Haley (6 max) - $0.25/$0.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:50:08 ET - 2008/03/04
Seat 1: TheManLann ($8.05)
Seat 2: tiltbot_v666 ($62.85)
Seat 3: R13913 ($50)
Seat 4: AcksEffect ($53.95)
Seat 5: pmoncrew014 ($33.65)
Seat 6: Andechs ($43.55)
Andechs posts the small blind of $0.25
TheManLann posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Andechs [Ah As]
tiltbot_v666 folds
R13913 folds
AcksEffect folds
pmoncrew014 raises to $1.75
Andechs calls $1.50
TheManLann folds
*** FLOP *** [Ac 3s 5d]
Andechs checks
pmoncrew014 checks
*** TURN *** [Ac 3s 5d] [Th]
Andechs bets $1
pmoncrew014 calls $1
*** RIVER *** [Ac 3s 5d Th] [Js]
Andechs bets $3
pmoncrew014 raises to $8.50
Andechs has 15 seconds left to act
Andechs raises to $14
pmoncrew014 raises to $30.90, and is all in
Andechs calls $16.90
*** SHOW DOWN ***
pmoncrew014 shows [Kd Qh] a straight, Ace high
Andechs mucks
pmoncrew014 wins the pot ($64.80) with a straight, Ace high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $67.80 | Rake $3
Board: [Ac 3s 5d Th Js]
Seat 1: TheManLann (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: tiltbot_v666 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: R13913 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: AcksEffect didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: pmoncrew014 (button) showed [Kd Qh] and won ($64.80) with a straight, Ace high
Seat 6: Andechs (small blind) mucked [Ah As] - three of a kind, Aces

You slowplayed yourself to death. You know that and I know that. Of course, we both know I would have played it the same way. Showing strength in that position only gets you a fold-a-rama (unless you're playing with ATMs). We never seem to learn when we get sucked out on after slowplaying, though.