[CAT] Scratching Post

DickSchittlippz · by **DickSchittlippz** on Fri Aug 08, 2008 4:06 pm

I have to say, after reading that mission description, I'm prolly selling my joystick.

Aldizzert · by **Aldizzert** on Fri Aug 08, 2008 4:09 pm

I know, Dickie, you're frightened of any mission that hasn't any 109s. I'll add some, if it'll make you feel any better.

DickSchittlippz · by **DickSchittlippz** on Fri Aug 08, 2008 4:11 pm

It sounds awfully complex (and bizarre) for a first mission. Gotta crawl 'fore you can walk and all.

The whole point of teh B-25s is to give Pure something to fly while Kenny and I smoke a bowl. 4 minutes is not enough time to fully enjoy a bowl of weedy goodness.

Aldizzert · by **Aldizzert** on Fri Aug 08, 2008 4:23 pm

It may seem complex to you, but the plot is simple. Kill the Wirbel! Perhaps cartoonery will help you understand. Shoot the fucking thing, and make it dead. Then perhaps Slade won't have to tell us how it didn't really have lasers that shoot through buildings. Even though I saw that it really does.

Since there's no enemy flight as of yet, you're clear to smoke. And a typical flying of the mission takes at least 18 minutes.

DickSchittlippz · by **DickSchittlippz** on Fri Aug 08, 2008 4:25 pm

Wait, the whole target is one AA gun? Perhaps you took my "don't make the target too complex" tip the wrong way.

Aldizzert · by **Aldizzert** on Fri Aug 08, 2008 4:37 pm

Yep, shore is. Think she's too easy? FRAPS it up, bud. Best two of seven, in case you get absurdly lucky (ie friendly arty actually hits the Wirbelaser).

DickSchittlippz · by **DickSchittlippz** on Fri Aug 08, 2008 4:40 pm

If we get over a target that's already been destroyed, I'm so ramming you.

Aldizzert · by **Aldizzert** on Fri Aug 08, 2008 4:43 pm

We? I haven't figured out how to make it multiplayer. This one's purely SP.

Is it as easy as clicking "player" on more than one plane?

DickSchittlippz · by **DickSchittlippz** on Fri Aug 08, 2008 4:46 pm

The mission is inherently multiplayer. Clicking "player" makes the mission singleplayer.

Aldizzert · by **Aldizzert** on Fri Aug 08, 2008 4:59 pm

So if none of the planes are clicked "player" then all of the planes are available for multi?

DickSchittlippz · by **DickSchittlippz** on Fri Aug 08, 2008 5:02 pm

Yes, unless you check the "only AI" box in the properties for that flight.

DickSchittlippz · by **DickSchittlippz** on Fri Aug 08, 2008 7:13 pm

A review of Diz's first map:
"Lets count the people here...one, two, three, four. Let's count the planes in this map...one, two."

Aldizzert · by **Aldizzert** on Sat Aug 09, 2008 5:45 pm

So if all of the planes are available for multi, then none are available for FMB>File>Play. Sucks for playtesting.

Version 2 of Der TurboWirbelaser is now available for download. "Moe Planes," as Dickie specifically requested:

Two of each:

B-25 in recon / Ground Attack
P-47 in escort

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Fw-190 in Close Air Support
Bf-109 in Interception.

This is not yet playtested from the earlier version, I suspect the Reich might suddenly get their pwn on. Even though the 190s are specifically targeted at ground objects.

[EDIT] Please disregard this file until further notice.

DickSchittlippz · by **DickSchittlippz** on Sun Aug 10, 2008 6:12 pm

Playtestorz

Aldizzert · by **Aldizzert** on Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:18 pm

Very Basic. 4x163s versus 4xB-29s.

163s should go ballistic. Get high, cut off power, and glide.

After playing a few times, I think it needs a bigger map. The "glide" part isn't challenging enough, and you end up with more than enough fuel to get home. Probably needs Four flights of 4xB-29.

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