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Gunfail

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Gunfail

Postby DickSchittlippz on Mon Oct 12, 2009 10:32 am

Yeah, honey..I bought this gun to keep us safe from inrtuders. BANG! Oh shit, you're the intruder!

Weapons may come with a safety, but there's no idiotproofing.
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Re: Gunfail

Postby GreenJacket on Mon Oct 12, 2009 12:45 pm

During the past 100 years more Americans have been killed by gun violence within the United States than died from combat wounds, disease, and accidents in World War I, World War II, the Korean War, the Vietnamese War, and the Gulf and Iraq War combined. (National Center for Health Statistics and the Department of Veteran Affairs)

http://woundedinamerica.org/stories.htm
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Re: Gunfail

Postby Chodaboy on Mon Oct 12, 2009 7:19 pm

That's Darwin at work...
Guess what? I got a fever! And the only prescription.. is more cowbell!
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Re: Gunfail

Postby Sgt. Sweaty Sac on Tue Oct 13, 2009 8:46 am

Ehhh, around here, if you aren't armed at home, well...you might as well just put a sign up that says 'free stuff here'.

When the nearest police officer is 30 minutes away at best, you've only got yourself to depend on.
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Re: Gunfail

Postby tgrant on Tue Oct 13, 2009 10:25 am

If his wife had a gun this never would have happened.
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Re: Gunfail

Postby 25th Soldier Select on Tue Oct 13, 2009 7:48 pm

:lol: Thats funny shit, Tgrant!
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Re: Gunfail

Postby DickSchittlippz on Wed Oct 14, 2009 12:56 am

If 25th's wife was smart, she'd put a bell around his neck so he couldn't creep up with the pump shotty.
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Re: Gunfail

Postby Vadar on Wed Oct 14, 2009 1:26 am

tgrant wrote:If his wife had a gun this never would have happened.

:lol: Neither if his dad used a condom.
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