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I need to be drunk RIGHT NOW!!

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Re: I need to be drunk RIGHT NOW!!

Postby tgrant on Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:53 am

Ya, ice fees are pricey too. I don't think they're that steep here though. Usually it's pretty cheap until your kid gets good and has the opportunity to play rep. Then you're talking serious "take out a second mortgage" money for him. Usually close to 10k a year for equipment/ice/tournaments.

Speaking of which I just got reassessed for property tax to the tune of $2500...cock suckers...there goes my 25 nights of hookers fund.
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Re: I need to be drunk RIGHT NOW!!

Postby Pops on Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:36 am

tgrant wrote:Ya, ice fees are pricey too. I don't think they're that steep here though. Usually it's pretty cheap until your kid gets good and has the opportunity to play rep. Then you're talking serious "take out a second mortgage" money for him. Usually close to 10k a year for equipment/ice/tournaments.

Speaking of which I just got reassessed for property tax to the tune of $2500...cock suckers...there goes my 25 nights of hookers fund.


$100.00 a night. Crisse you must be desperate.
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Re: I need to be drunk RIGHT NOW!!

Postby DickSchittlippz on Fri Oct 09, 2009 4:08 pm

25th Soldier Select wrote:Holy shit, thats insane! Ice fees?!!? All you gotta do is keep it cold and smooth it out once in awhile, right?

The maintenance and fuel costs for a Zamboni are recockulous. Sam's "home" rink has 3 sheets of ice and 4 Zambonis. The upkeep gets passed along to the parents.
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Re: I need to be drunk RIGHT NOW!!

Postby tgrant on Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:42 pm

Pops wrote:$100.00 a night. Crisse you must be desperate.


It's like anything else, cheaper when you buy in "bulk".
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Re: I need to be drunk RIGHT NOW!!

Postby Sgt. Sweaty Sac on Sat Oct 10, 2009 5:41 pm

tgrant wrote:Speaking of which I just got reassessed for property tax to the tune of $2500...cock suckers...there goes my 25 nights of hookers fund.


Hell, that's 250 nights worth of West Virginia hookers. Sure, you'd rather chop your dick off with a chisel than look at them, but that sure as hell doesn't seem to stop them from hanging around the bars none.
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Re: I need to be drunk RIGHT NOW!!

Postby Spandex on Sun Oct 11, 2009 5:12 am

I can't really imagine what a $10 hooker looks like.

Like summat off that doc I saw on meth addicts probably.
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Re: I need to be drunk RIGHT NOW!!

Postby Vadar on Sun Oct 11, 2009 8:18 am

I can. Never tried any, though.
Go travel a bit and be astonished or take a walk in your local darker neighbourhoods.
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Re: I need to be drunk RIGHT NOW!!

Postby CplSlade on Sun Oct 11, 2009 11:26 am

I had a $10 whore flash me her tits while I was stopped at a red light.

Took about $20 in liquor to erase the memory.
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Re: I need to be drunk RIGHT NOW!!

Postby Sgt. Sweaty Sac on Sun Oct 11, 2009 4:32 pm

Spandex wrote:I can't really imagine what a $10 hooker looks like.

Like summat off that doc I saw on meth addicts probably.


Good guess Span. About...ehh...I'd say 1/3rd of 'em are the gaunty 'I've done so much Meth I look like an anorexic grandmother at 30', another 1/3rd are the 'Oh sweet jeebus there's no way I could get my arms around her and I'm 2m tall' kind (whose pancake-like tits are wide as a basketball but flat as a 2x4), the others are more a mix, usually falling into the 'Hey, her body is kinda alright, but her face looks like something only the Elephant Man could love'.

Think Tonya Harding on that last one.
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Re: I need to be drunk RIGHT NOW!!

Postby Vadar on Mon Oct 12, 2009 1:29 am

Clown makeup.
Tattoed eyebrows.
Wighair.
200 Lb meat squeezed into leopards or nylons.
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Re: I need to be drunk RIGHT NOW!!

Postby Spandex on Fri Oct 23, 2009 11:56 am

Entire office is now on "consultation" which means someone else is going and no one knows who. Gonna be decided on a skills matrix which had me pretty confident cos I'm the best in there but apparently "skills" is things like time at the company and sickness. Not really sure how those qualify as skills but there we go.

Should still be okay but it's gonna be tight!

Logic would dictate that it's our Venezuelan junior but who knows? I earn more than him obviously so perhaps they want to lose a higher earner.

Squeeky bum time
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Re: I need to be drunk RIGHT NOW!!

Postby Vadar on Fri Oct 23, 2009 11:59 am

Look busy, concentrated and focused, even when you're sipping coffee. :yay:

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Very nervous atmosphere to work in. Many houses and cars to be sold. Pretty sad. :niet:
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Re: I need to be drunk RIGHT NOW!!

Postby Chodaboy on Sun Oct 25, 2009 8:43 pm

Boy that flu just won't stop... :rage: :rage:
Guess what? I got a fever! And the only prescription.. is more cowbell!
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Re: I need to be drunk RIGHT NOW!!

Postby tgrant on Mon Oct 26, 2009 6:20 am

I don't know if I'm going to get the flu shot...starting to think I might now.

Hope he's feeling better soon Choda.
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Re: I need to be drunk RIGHT NOW!!

Postby Chodaboy on Mon Oct 26, 2009 8:38 pm

Over here it looks like there's enough of a shortage so that they won't give it to adults anyway. I think that in France half of the doctors refused to take it, either because they thought it'd be useless, or downright dangerous from possible complications. Remember that right now it's the "novel" H1N1 flu that's going around, so I have a feeling that that vaccine, which was developed for the original H1N1 flu, will not be very effective...

He's starting to, thanks, his temp was down today (when your kid reaches 104.5 in spite of being medicated, it's pretty scary...), but I'm afraid he's going to get worse again tonight. He seems like he always gets worse at night, temps go up, etc... coughing is pretty bad. I really hope none of you guys catch that shit...

Funny how is health is different from his sister. Very frail... his sister never get sick. Probably because she was breastfed past her 3rd birthday! :lol: He was sickly from the get go poor thing...
Guess what? I got a fever! And the only prescription.. is more cowbell!
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