[CAT] Scratching Post

My eyes are bleeding. My tongue is about the size and texture of Florida. There is a yellowish fluid oozing from my ears. I think it is nicotine cannabinol. I played so long I am become completely sober. I had no time to run for beers or Beams.

Game # 56156855 (how do I get the information from a game, by the way?) went on for 297 hands. Of which I sat in on about 290.

It started slow. 15 hands in and everyone was still seated. Two schmucks were timing out every hand, and two were sitting out. Play was slow, so I figured I'd try out two games at once for the first time. Heh. For about ten hands I didn't know what the fuck was going on. I was all over the place. So I figured "OK, I'm down to 875 on the first game, and there's only one guy out. I'm up to 2200 on the second game, and there's 3 guys out. I'll go all in on my first game with the A 4 off, so I can concentrate on the second game." Next thing I look over and "Diz wins the pot 5200 with flush ace high." And take out two guys at the same time.

^ Lots of letters i know, lots that i don't know...welcome n00b.

Dude. Free poker. Nobody cares.