[CAT] Scratching Post

FIX IT!!!! NOW!!!

I'm gettin 'er done, bud. If I don't get to put five 75mm cannon rounds squaw in your nuts tonight, I'm buying you, Dick, Span, and anyone else with the evil capitalist drive a month on EVE:O. Courtesy of Steve-O.

Is it safe to assume I should be saying "Yes to all" during all these various installations?

I t would be safe to say get the fuck in vent and i will tell ya.

I'm listening to the Bloo Danoobey right now. Be there shortly. :p

Very nice flying, Diz.

Did we figure out whether I shot Dickie down last night, and was it a good thing?

There was lead coming at me from three different guns. There's no way to confirm it was you.

When you first said "OMG Diz is shooting me," I thought I was pulling the old TK Toney Baloney routine. Were you a bad guy that round, a dirty dirty German?

BTW, I don't use Pu, I use DU. It's the only way to be sure.


Where's the vid of my "landing of awesomeness"? C'mon, pony up. I'll supply the commentary:

Kenny: "Hey Diz where you goin? Runwaysoverhereman."

Diz: "I can land. I know landshings. Dizsh bashe to final, *swig* runningway shree shree.

Pause

Diz: "Is the runway the black part, or more left like?"

Dick: "Diz, those are buildings. Runway is to the left. NO! That's the taxiway!"

Diz: "Tassheyway? I been playin Fly-shimulator sinsh before you were born! I'll land on a fuckin' Tassheyway Anyday!"

Pure: "He ain't gonna do it. He ain't gonna do it. He's gonna do it! Dewar Diz! Land her!"

Diz: "C'mon baby, c'mon... Stay with me... easy, easy...aaah."

Dick and Kenny: "Oh man, 25th is gonna be sooo pissed."

Kenny and I were in Fw-190s trying to shoot down your B-29. I almost tore your wing off, but either you or one of the bot gunners killed me dead in my cockpit.

You didn't tore Pure's wing off, you only made it a little dirty with oil from the right inboard engine. I, on the other hand, put internet bullets directly into your brainpan. What does that feel like, when the bullets rattle around in the grey matter?

There were big holes in the right wing with steel crossmembers visible. You were too busy shitting your pants to notice.

Dick, I think you're not operating your stick correctly. Here are some instructions: Kill Yourself.

Negative, negative! Where is Hickory? He saw the damn holes!!

Hey what's the keystrokes to calibrate these fine german optics? Zee Gunzeights! Zay do notsing!