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Monster Hands

Discuss monster hands, bad beats and sloping...

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Postby DickSchittlippz on Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:39 pm

You've been a monster lately, 25th. :catcheers:
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Postby 25th Soldier Select on Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:47 pm

Yeah, I've been picking up some good hands and playing fairly smart. Fairly smart is used loosely because my style is still pretty reckless. Borrowed a poker book from a co-worker a few weeks ago and some of the tips in it are paying off.
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Postby MuderKrieger on Wed Jul 23, 2008 5:10 am

Raising to six fifty with a suited QJ isn't really the way to earn money in the long run.

Calling his all-in was gutsy, though. :25th:
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Postby MuderKrieger on Fri Jul 25, 2008 6:36 pm

Sevens rule! ALWAYS!

[2008-07-26 00:33:11]: starting hand #34796977
Table: Minotaur - NL Hold'em €1.00/€2.00 - Real Money Table
Starting game.
seat 1. The_Gambler [€196.80]
seat 2. xcobix [€191.39]
seat 3. zRt [€500.22]
seat 4. bonzai [€532.15]
seat 5. ohendrix [€200.00]
seat 6. Andechs [€188.04]

xcobix posted SB (€1.00).
zRt posted BB (€2.00).
Dealing cards:
Andechs: 6h, 7h
bonzai folded.
ohendrix folded.
Andechs called €2.00.
The_Gambler called €2.00.
xcobix folded.
zRt raised €6.00 to €8.00.
Andechs called €6.00.
The_Gambler called €6.00.
Betting round ended. Main pot: €23.75
Dealing flop: 7c, Td, 7s
zRt bet €13.00.
Andechs called €13.00.
The_Gambler folded.
Betting round ended. Main pot: €48.45
Dealing turn: Qh
zRt bet €26.00.
Andechs raised €26.00 to €52.00.
zRt raised €26.00 to €78.00.
Andechs called €26.00.
Betting round ended. Main pot: €204.00
Dealing river: 7d
zRt checked.
Andechs bet €89.04.
zRt called €89.04.
Betting round ended. Main pot: €382.08
Andechs showed: [Qh 7s 7h 7d 7c ] - Four of a kind, Sevens.
zRt mucked.
Andechs won main pot with Four of a kind, Sevens.
Andechs won €382.08.

Hand ended.
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Postby MuderKrieger on Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:52 pm

[2008-08-26 23:50:26]: starting hand #38632169
Table: Piranha - NL Hold'em €1.00/€2.00 - Real Money Table
Starting game.
seat 1. BloodyBastard [€137.44]
seat 2. aecrim [€1398.40]
seat 3. Zeph [€530.80]
seat 4. Andechs [€357.25]
seat 5. Agent_de_Bran [€196.25]
seat 6. flavAs [€184.10]

aecrim posted SB (€1.00).
Zeph posted BB (€2.00).
Dealing cards:
Andechs: Ks, 8s
Agent_de_Bran: Js, Ad
Andechs raised €4.00 to €6.00.
Agent_de_Bran raised €15.00 to €21.00.
flavAs folded.
BloodyBastard folded.
aecrim called €20.00.
Zeph called €19.00.
Andechs called €15.00.
Betting round ended. Main pot: €81.00
Dealing flop: 5h, 2s, 5s
aecrim checked.
Zeph checked.
Andechs checked.
Agent_de_Bran checked.
Betting round ended. Main pot: €81.00
Dealing turn: 3s
aecrim bet €42.00.
Zeph folded.
Andechs called €42.00.
Agent_de_Bran called €42.00.
Betting round ended. Main pot: €207.00
Dealing river: Jc
aecrim bet €70.00.
Andechs called €70.00.
Agent_de_Bran raised €63.25 to €133.25.
aecrim called €63.25.
Andechs called €63.25.
Betting round ended. Main pot: €606.75
Agent_de_Bran showed: [Ad Js Jc 5s 5h ] - Two pairs, Jacks and Fives.
Andechs showed: [Ks 8s 5s 3s 2s ] - Flush of Spades.
aecrim mucked.
Andechs won main pot with Flush of Spades.
Andechs won €606.75. [sub]Net gain €410.50[/sub]
Hand ended.
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Postby Aldizzert on Tue Aug 26, 2008 6:28 pm

Mud bud, In the US we believe that a man is an alcoholic when he drinks alone.

That having been said, I don't know many alcoholics who end up with more booze than they started with. So I guess you're doing something right.
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Postby A Pacifist on Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:48 am

Mud keeps breaking his own records for largest pots. Does Nicole know how much you're pulling in from poker?
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Postby MuderKrieger on Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:17 am

ummmm..... well............ not exactly. I keep telling her that there are times when I also lose big time.
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Postby DickSchittlippz on Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:38 am

Yeah, he keeps it a secret and squirrels the money away for his midlife crisis toy. Nicole's gonna see it parked in the driveway any day now.

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Postby MuderKrieger on Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:43 am

Whenever I look (not so closely) at your avatar I think it is Lt Cmdr Worf. And that midlife crisis toy kicks ass.
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Postby DickSchittlippz on Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:44 am

You know me better than that, don't you?

The day I have a Star Trek avatar is the day I've been killed and the murderer has taken over my account.
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Postby 25th Soldier Select on Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:26 pm

I'm noticing a Braveheart theme to the avatars. Badass!
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Re: Monster Hands

Postby 25th Soldier Select on Mon Sep 15, 2008 7:27 pm

Getting Hand History Information...
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Hand #55256132-17656 at Alden (No Limit Hold'em)
Started at 15/Sep/08 01:15:01

25th Rounder is at seat 0 with $20.10.
Mooseybaby1 is at seat 1 with $75.30 (sitting out).
D_Blake is at seat 2 with $71.60.
BruceC- is at seat 3 with $21.30.
ptilbury is at seat 4 with $16.55.
BigQuake is at seat 5 with $23.25.
The button is at seat 5.

25th Rounder posts the small blind of $.25.
D_Blake posts the big blind of $.50.

25th Rounder: Ah Ad
D_Blake: -- --
BruceC-: -- --
ptilbury: -- --
BigQuake: -- --

Pre-flop:

BruceC- folds. ptilbury calls. BigQuake raises to
$1.75. 25th Rounder re-raises to $6.25. D_Blake
folds. ptilbury goes all-in for $16.55. BigQuake
folds. 25th Rounder calls.

Flop (board: 4s 8d Kc):

(no action in this round)


Turn (board: 4s 8d Kc As):

(no action in this round)


River (board: 4s 8d Kc As Tc):

(no action in this round)




Showdown:

ptilbury shows 8s 9s.
ptilbury has 8s 8d Kc As Tc: a pair of eights.
25th Rounder shows Ah Ad.
25th Rounder has Ah Ad Kc As Tc: three aces.


Hand #55256132-17656 Summary:

$1.75 is raked from a pot of $35.35.
$.50 jackpot contribution is raked.
25th Rounder wins $33.10 with three aces.

What a dumbass.
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Re: Monster Hands

Postby MuderKrieger on Fri Oct 03, 2008 6:10 pm

Why do Jacks always make my rear end wet? Cause there are just SOOOOO many hands that can beat em....

[2008-10-04 00:05:50]: starting hand #43023235
Table: Minotaur - NL Hold'em €1.00/€2.00 - Real Money Table
Starting game.
seat 1. nodoubt [€49.40]
seat 2. Cheloo [€485.49]
seat 3. Playaz [€172.75]
seat 4. cadilac [€129.87]
seat 5. RILA [€54.10]
seat 6. Andechs [€181.50]

nodoubt posted SB (€1.00).
Cheloo posted BB (€2.00).
Dealing cards:
Playaz: Js, Ts
Andechs: Jh, Jd
Playaz raised €5.00 to €7.00.
cadilac folded.
RILA folded.
Andechs called €7.00.
nodoubt called €6.00.
Cheloo folded.
Betting round ended. Main pot: €21.85
Dealing flop: 9h, 4h, Td
nodoubt checked.
Playaz bet €16.00.
ssuburbia13(observer) said: cheliiica o mai sugiii???
Andechs raised €28.00 to €44.00.
nodoubt folded.
Playaz called €28.00.
Betting round ended. Main pot: €108.00
Dealing turn: 6c
Playaz bet €121.75.
Andechs called €121.75.
Betting round ended. Main pot: €351.50
Dealing river: 5h
Playaz showed: [Js Ts Td 9h 6c ] - Pair of Tens.
Andechs showed: [Jh Jd Td 9h 6c ] - Pair of Jacks.
Andechs won main pot with Pair of Jacks.
Andechs won €351.50.
Hand ended.
Playaz sat out.
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Re: Monster Hands

Postby Aldizzert on Mon Oct 06, 2008 12:24 pm

I think your ass was wet from all the Phillipino Formaldehyde Beer you must have been drinking to have played that hand.
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