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Sometimes, a bad bet makes you rich. All in on the 1st hand of an SnG. Never done that before!


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Hand #48987709-1 at SnG-0945520 (No Limit Hold'em Sit and Go)
Started at 17/Dec/07 18:10:15

imin44 is at seat 0 with 1500.
liv2roc is at seat 1 with 1500.
airhead049 is at seat 2 with 1500.
pureplr101 is at seat 3 with 1500.
Andechs is at seat 4 with 1500.
Zane68 is at seat 5 with 1500.
jd0101jd is at seat 6 with 1500.
Wildtky9 is at seat 7 with 1500.
schlippittz is at seat 8 with 1500.
olyn is at seat 9 with 1500.
The button is at seat 8.

olyn posts the small blind of 10.
imin44 posts the big blind of 20.

imin44: -- --
liv2roc: -- --
airhead049: -- --
pureplr101: -- --
Andechs: -- --
Zane68: -- --
jd0101jd: -- --
Wildtky9: -- --
schlippittz: Qs Qc
olyn: -- --

Pre-flop:

liv2roc calls. airhead049 calls. pureplr101 folds.
Andechs folds. Zane68 calls. jd0101jd calls.
Wildtky9 folds. schlippittz raises to 150. olyn
folds. imin44 folds. liv2roc calls. airhead049
calls. Zane68 re-raises to 800. jd0101jd calls.
schlippittz goes all-in for 1500. liv2roc goes all-in
for 1500. airhead049 goes all-in for 1500. Zane68
goes all-in for 1500. jd0101jd goes all-in for 1500.


Tournament all-in showdown -- players show:

liv2roc shows 7c 6s.
airhead049 shows 7d 8d.
Zane68 shows 9s Ac.
jd0101jd shows 9c 6d.
schlippittz shows Qs Qc.


Flop (board: Kc Td 2c):

(no action in this round)


Turn (board: Kc Td 2c 5c):

(no action in this round)


River (board: Kc Td 2c 5c 8h):

(no action in this round)




Showdown:

liv2roc has 7c 6s Kc Td 8h: king high.
airhead049 has 7d 8d Kc Td 8h: a pair of eights.
Zane68 has 9s Ac Kc Td 8h: ace high.
jd0101jd has 9c 6d Kc Td 8h: king high.
schlippittz has Qs Qc Kc Td 8h: a pair of queens.


Hand #48987709-1 Summary:

No rake is taken for this hand.
schlippittz wins 7530 with a pair of queens.
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I thought this was going to be a topic about Dick's Halloween costume for next year. Boy, was I disappointed.

I thought Greenie was gonna praise me for being bold on the button.

Carnage.

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Hand #49048629-28 at SnG-4507470 (No Limit Hold'em Sit and Go)
Started at 19/Dec/07 19:13:37

reverof is at seat 0 with 1920.
dudefishing is at seat 3 with 2445.
schlippittz is at seat 7 with 6060.
ivbushels is at seat 8 with 4575.
The button is at seat 7.

ivbushels posts the small blind of 20.
reverof posts the big blind of 40.

reverof: -- --
dudefishing: -- --
schlippittz: Tc Ac
ivbushels: -- --

Pre-flop:

dudefishing calls. schlippittz raises to 80.
ivbushels folds. reverof calls. dudefishing calls.


Flop (board: 3h 7c Ah):

reverof checks. dudefishing checks. schlippittz
bets 100. reverof calls. dudefishing calls.

Turn (board: 3h 7c Ah Jc):

reverof bets 40. dudefishing calls. schlippittz
raises to 160. reverof re-raises to 280.
dudefishing folds. schlippittz calls.

River (board: 3h 7c Ah Jc Ad):

reverof bets 40. schlippittz raises to 500. reverof
re-raises to 960. schlippittz re-raises to 1420.
reverof goes all-in for 1460. schlippittz calls.

Tournament all-in showdown -- players show:

reverof shows 3s 7s.
schlippittz shows Tc Ac.




Showdown:

reverof has 7s 7c Ah Jc Ad: two pair, aces and sevens.
schlippittz has Tc Ac Ah Jc Ad: three aces.


Hand #49048629-28 Summary:

No rake is taken for this hand.
schlippittz wins 4080 with three aces.
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Hand #49048629-37 at SnG-4507470 (No Limit Hold'em Sit and Go)
Started at 19/Dec/07 19:19:04

dudefishing is at seat 3 with 2145.
schlippittz is at seat 7 with 8370.
ivbushels is at seat 8 with 4485.
The button is at seat 3.

schlippittz posts the small blind of 30.
ivbushels posts the big blind of 60.

dudefishing: -- --
schlippittz: 7s As
ivbushels: -- --

Pre-flop:

dudefishing calls. schlippittz raises to 120.
ivbushels calls. dudefishing calls.

Flop (board: 7h 8c Ad):

schlippittz bets 120. ivbushels calls. dudefishing
goes all-in for 2025. schlippittz calls. ivbushels
folds.

Tournament all-in showdown -- players show:

dudefishing shows Qh Qc.
schlippittz shows 7s As.


Turn (board: 7h 8c Ad 9d):

(no action in this round)


River (board: 7h 8c Ad 9d 9h):

(no action in this round)




Showdown:

dudefishing has Qh Qc Ad 9d 9h: two pair, queens and nines.
schlippittz has As 8c Ad 9d 9h: two pair, aces and nines.


Hand #49048629-37 Summary:

No rake is taken for this hand.
schlippittz wins 4530 with two pair, aces and nines.
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I can dodge bullets, baby!

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Hand #49050331-50 at SnG-4832665 (No Limit Hold'em Sit and Go)
Started at 19/Dec/07 20:19:17

schlippittz is at seat 3 with 4560.
pureplr101 is at seat 4 with 4305.
Bighairy is at seat 6 with 2325.
DonRan is at seat 8 with 2440.
99ourhouse is at seat 9 with 1370.
The button is at seat 8.

99ourhouse posts the small blind of 30.
schlippittz posts the big blind of 60.

schlippittz: Td 8d
pureplr101: -- --
Bighairy: -- --
DonRan: -- --
99ourhouse: -- --

Pre-flop:

pureplr101 calls. Bighairy calls. DonRan calls.
99ourhouse folds. schlippittz checks.

Flop (board: Js 7c Jd):

schlippittz checks. pureplr101 bets 60. Bighairy
calls. DonRan folds. schlippittz raises to 120.
pureplr101 calls. Bighairy calls.

Turn (board: Js 7c Jd 9d):

schlippittz bets 630. pureplr101 folds. Bighairy
calls.

River (board: Js 7c Jd 9d 2h):

schlippittz bets 1890. Bighairy goes all-in for 1515.
schlippittz is returned 375 (uncalled).

Tournament all-in showdown -- players show:

schlippittz shows Td 8d.
Bighairy shows Ac As.




Showdown:

schlippittz has Td 8d Js 7c 9d: straight, jack high.
Bighairy has Ac As Js Jd 9d: two pair, aces and jacks.


Hand #49050331-50 Summary:

No rake is taken for this hand.
schlippittz wins 4920 with straight, jack high.
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What a blessing when you need to double up!

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Hand #49082482-22 at SnG-4317685 (No Limit Hold'em Sit and Go)
Started at 20/Dec/07 21:57:27

mick2454 is at seat 0 with 9105.
schlippittz is at seat 1 with 1300.
pureplr101 is at seat 4 with 1305.
dckswgn is at seat 7 with 3290.
The button is at seat 0.

schlippittz posts the small blind of 15.
pureplr101 posts the big blind of 30.

mick2454: -- --
schlippittz: Ah Ad
pureplr101: -- --
dckswgn: -- --

Pre-flop:

dckswgn calls. mick2454 calls. schlippittz raises
to 60. pureplr101 folds. dckswgn calls. mick2454
calls.

Flop (board: 7h 2d 4h):

schlippittz bets 210. dckswgn folds. mick2454
raises to 2800. schlippittz goes all-in for 1240.
mick2454 is returned 1560 (uncalled).

Tournament all-in showdown -- players show:

mick2454 shows As 7c.
schlippittz shows Ah Ad.


Turn (board: 7h 2d 4h 8h):

(no action in this round)


River (board: 7h 2d 4h 8h Qd):

(no action in this round)




Showdown:

mick2454 has As 7c 7h 8h Qd: a pair of sevens.
schlippittz has Ah Ad 7h 8h Qd: a pair of aces.


Hand #49082482-22 Summary:

No rake is taken for this hand.
schlippittz wins 2690 with a pair of aces.
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Man, it feels good to sit down at a .05/.10 table with $7 and walk away with $21. Thanks, Mud, for the big donation.

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Hand #49106312-2 at SnG-5145941 (No Limit Hold'em Sit and Go)
Started at 21/Dec/07 18:53:48

fencerman is at seat 0 with 1460.
Max Dufus2 is at seat 1 with 980.
jumbo33 is at seat 2 with 980.
dontfoldu is at seat 3 with 1480.
Jaguar2 is at seat 4 with 1500.
ace-NO-ace is at seat 5 with 1460.
Andechs is at seat 6 with 1500.
tribal_one is at seat 7 with 1500.
schlippittz is at seat 8 with 2660.
pureplr101 is at seat 9 with 1480.
The button is at seat 2.

dontfoldu posts the small blind of 10.
Jaguar2 posts the big blind of 20.

fencerman: -- --
Max Dufus2: -- --
jumbo33: -- --
dontfoldu: -- --
Jaguar2: -- --
ace-NO-ace: -- --
Andechs: -- --
tribal_one: -- --
schlippittz: Js Ks
pureplr101: -- --

Pre-flop:

ace-NO-ace calls. Andechs folds. tribal_one folds.
schlippittz calls. pureplr101 folds. fencerman
calls. Max Dufus2 folds. jumbo33 folds. dontfoldu
calls. Jaguar2 checks.

Flop (board: Jd Jc 6h):

dontfoldu checks. Jaguar2 checks. ace-NO-ace
checks. schlippittz bets 20. fencerman folds.
dontfoldu calls. Jaguar2 folds. ace-NO-ace calls.


Turn (board: Jd Jc 6h 4c):

dontfoldu checks. ace-NO-ace checks. schlippittz
bets 160. dontfoldu folds. ace-NO-ace calls.

River (board: Jd Jc 6h 4c Kc):

ace-NO-ace bets 480. schlippittz goes all-in for
2460. ace-NO-ace goes all-in for 1260. schlippittz
is returned 1200 (uncalled).

Tournament all-in showdown -- players show:

ace-NO-ace shows Tc 4d.
schlippittz shows Js Ks.




Showdown:

ace-NO-ace has 4d Jd Jc 4c Kc: two pair, jacks and fours.
schlippittz has Js Ks Jd Jc Kc: full house, jacks full of kings.


Hand #49106312-2 Summary:

No rake is taken for this hand.
schlippittz wins 3000 with full house, jacks full of kings.
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Owning the Schlippittz in the last SnG....



Hand #49106312-53 at SnG-5145941 (No Limit Hold'em Sit and Go)
Started at 21/Dec/07 19:24:57

Max Dufus2 is at seat 1 with 2160.
Jaguar2 is at seat 4 with 1175.
Andechs is at seat 6 with 2615.
tribal_one is at seat 7 with 1065.
schlippittz is at seat 8 with 7985.
The button is at seat 6.

tribal_one posts the small blind of 30.
schlippittz posts the big blind of 60.

Max Dufus2: -- --
Jaguar2: -- --
Andechs: 5h 4d
tribal_one: -- --
schlippittz: -- --

Pre-flop:

Max Dufus2 folds. Jaguar2 folds. Andechs raises to
190. tribal_one folds. schlippittz re-raises to
320. Andechs calls.

Flop (board: 2d 3h Ac):

schlippittz bets 670. Andechs goes all-in for 2295.
schlippittz calls.

Tournament all-in showdown -- players show:

Andechs shows 5h 4d.
schlippittz shows Ad 3d.


Turn (board: 2d 3h Ac 9d):

(no action in this round)


River (board: 2d 3h Ac 9d Th):

(no action in this round)




Showdown:

Andechs has 5h 4d 2d 3h Ac: straight, five high.
schlippittz has Ad 3d 3h Ac Th: two pair, aces and threes.


Hand #49106312-53 Summary:

No rake is taken for this hand.
Andechs wins 5260 with straight, five high.
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What a fucking donkey. He calls a fucking reraise with 45o. If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every fucking hand.

Full Tilt Poker Game #4585109691: Table Dartford (6 max) - $0.25/$0.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 6:35:30 ET - 2007/12/22
Seat 1: Fula Flugan ($16.75)
Seat 2: Mabru Kersano ($30)
Seat 3: dropkickmurf ($9.85)
Seat 4: Andechs ($42.75)
Seat 5: Lezardino ($59.95)
Seat 6: carchar1as ($49.55)
Fula Flugan posts the small blind of $0.25
Mabru Kersano posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Andechs [Qh Jd]
dropkickmurf folds
Andechs raises to $1
Lezardino folds
carchar1as folds
Fula Flugan folds
Mabru Kersano calls $0.50
*** FLOP *** [Js Qc 7h]
Mabru Kersano checks
Andechs bets $1
Mabru Kersano raises to $3
Andechs calls $2
*** TURN *** [Js Qc 7h] [6c]
Mabru Kersano bets $4
Andechs raises to $8
Mabru Kersano has 15 seconds left to act
Mabru Kersano raises to $20
Andechs raises to $32
Mabru Kersano calls $6, and is all in
Andechs shows [Qh Jd]
Mabru Kersano shows [6s Qs]
Uncalled bet of $6 returned to Andechs
*** RIVER *** [Js Qc 7h 6c] [4s]
Andechs shows two pair, Queens and Jacks
Mabru Kersano shows two pair, Queens and Sixes
Andechs wins the pot ($57.25) with two pair, Queens and Jacks
Mabru Kersano is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $60.25 | Rake $3
Board: [Js Qc 7h 6c 4s]
Seat 1: Fula Flugan (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: Mabru Kersano (big blind) showed [6s Qs] and lost with two pair, Queens and Sixes
Seat 3: dropkickmurf didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: Andechs showed [Qh Jd] and won ($57.25) with two pair, Queens and Jacks
Seat 5: Lezardino didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: carchar1as (button) didn't bet (folded)

Holy fucking shit Mud! Nice!

This, while not the biggest hand of my career, was one of the most satisfying. There was absolutely no noise at all in vent during the betting!

Full Tilt Poker Game #4578583186: Table Linn (6 max) - $0.05/$0.10 - No Limit Holdem - 17:34:24 ET - 2007/12/21
Seat 1: Andechs ($10.55)
Seat 2: simomandi ($18.55)
Seat 3: AeJay ($10.35)
Seat 4: krpts ($24.25)
Seat 5: Kettu33 ($2)
Seat 6: schlippittz ($12.65)
simomandi posts the small blind of $0.05
AeJay posts the big blind of $0.10
5 seconds left to act
Kettu33 is sitting out
Time has expired
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to schlippittz [Ac As]
Kettu33 has returned
krpts folds
schlippittz raises to $0.30
Andechs calls $0.30
simomandi calls $0.25
AeJay calls $0.20
*** FLOP *** [6h 3h 8s]
simomandi checks
AeJay checks
schlippittz bets $0.50
Andechs calls $0.50
simomandi calls $0.50
AeJay folds
*** TURN *** [6h 3h 8s] [Ks]
simomandi checks
schlippittz bets $2
Andechs calls $2
simomandi folds
*** RIVER *** [6h 3h 8s Ks] [2d]
schlippittz bets $3.10
Andechs has 15 seconds left to act
Andechs folds
Uncalled bet of $3.10 returned to schlippittz
schlippittz shows [Ac As] a pair of Aces
schlippittz wins the pot ($6.05)

Last night was my night for bullets. Mud and I found this simomandi guy who would just call, call and call all day long. He must have lost $30 at .05/.10 blinds in the span of an hour.

Full Tilt Poker Game #4578347279: Table Linn (6 max) - $0.05/$0.10 - No Limit Holdem - 17:10:14 ET - 2007/12/21
Seat 1: Andechs ($8.25)
Seat 2: simomandi ($9.50)
Seat 3: VayaConTioz5 ($4.60)
Seat 4: krpts ($10), is sitting out
Seat 5: totalepi ($12.45)
Seat 6: schlippittz ($6.85)
simomandi posts the small blind of $0.05
VayaConTioz5 posts the big blind of $0.10
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to schlippittz [Ad Ah]
krpts has returned
totalepi folds
schlippittz raises to $0.30
Andechs folds
simomandi calls $0.25
VayaConTioz5 calls $0.20
*** FLOP *** [7c 8d Qc]
simomandi checks
VayaConTioz5 checks
schlippittz bets $1.50
simomandi calls $1.50
VayaConTioz5 folds
*** TURN *** [7c 8d Qc] [2d]
simomandi checks
schlippittz bets $4
simomandi calls $4
*** RIVER *** [7c 8d Qc 2d] [4d]
simomandi checks
schlippittz bets $1.05, and is all in
simomandi calls $1.05
*** SHOW DOWN ***
schlippittz shows [Ad Ah] a pair of Aces
simomandi mucks
schlippittz wins the pot ($13) with a pair of Aces

Pwning the Schlipps...

Full Tilt Poker Game #4590506779: Table Sidebrook (6 max) - $0.10/$0.25 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:29:19 ET - 2007/12/22
Seat 1: ijustpwnedu ($24.65)
Seat 2: Andechs ($47.70)
Seat 3: the sketch ($30.60)
Seat 4: dfd3003 ($26.20)
Seat 5: 1964Nova ($27.55)
Seat 6: schlippittz ($13.35)
schlippittz posts the small blind of $0.10
ijustpwnedu posts the big blind of $0.25
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Andechs [Ad Tc]
Andechs calls $0.25
the sketch folds
dfd3003 has 15 seconds left to act
dfd3003 folds
1964Nova calls $0.25
schlippittz calls $0.15
ijustpwnedu checks
*** FLOP *** [Jd 2s Qs]
schlippittz checks
ijustpwnedu checks
Andechs bets $0.75
1964Nova has 15 seconds left to act
1964Nova folds
schlippittz calls $0.75
ijustpwnedu folds
*** TURN *** [Jd 2s Qs] [Kd]
schlippittz has 15 seconds left to act
schlippittz bets $2.50
Andechs raises to $5
schlippittz calls $2.50
*** RIVER *** [Jd 2s Qs Kd] [6h]
schlippittz has 15 seconds left to act
schlippittz bets $5
Andechs raises to $10
schlippittz calls $2.35, and is all in
Uncalled bet of $2.65 returned to Andechs
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Andechs shows [Ad Tc] a straight, Ace high
schlippittz mucks
Andechs wins the pot ($25.85) with a straight, Ace high
schlippittz is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $27.20 | Rake $1.35
Board: [Jd 2s Qs Kd 6h]
Seat 1: ijustpwnedu (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: Andechs showed [Ad Tc] and won ($25.85) with a straight, Ace high
Seat 3: the sketch didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: dfd3003 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: 1964Nova (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: schlippittz (small blind) mucked [9c Ts] - a straight, King high