[CAT] Scratching Post

great to hear kenny. always fun to do stuff you enjoy, but even better when you are getting cash money for it!!

Something a little more "artsy".

Another paying job! W00T!!

Next, make a promo poster for the Poor Town team.

ELBOW DOWN!

My dad's car, or should I say his baby.

I just spent the past ten days doing on-site printing of action shots at the district little league championship. While there, I sold four posters. Here is the first

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WTF is under his right eye in that shot to the right???? Just in case we thought he was a girl?

BTW that poster is sweet Kenny, well done.

The one under the left eye says squirrel, his nickname.

YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!

Fuckin hick-ass hicks! Other ballplayers have nicknames like "Rocket" or "The Hit Dog" or shit like that. Fucking "Squirrel Boy?" Maaaaaaaaaaaan you live in the COUNTRY.

Don't blame the kids, blame the coaches.

If they tried to slap a name like "Squirrel Boy" on me, they'd be calling me "The kid who told the coach to eat a dick."

So are those black stickers? damn we used good old fashioned burnt cork. Damn that kids gunna be found dead on the floor with a cardboard tube up his ass and squirrel in his colon.

BTW, do they not teach plate discipline in the Ahoskie baseball program?! What the fuck is that kid swinging at in the pic where he's got the bat?? His mechanics are baaaad and quite obviously so is his pitch selection. He's fucking dumped all his weight on his front foot before the bat is anywhere near the hitting zone...not that the ball is anywhere near the hitting zone judging by the contortions necessary to get to it.

Y'all need some coaching. If I put a kid out there and he did that, his eye black would read "Bench Boy." The hell you doin' putting a swing like that on a poster?

It's the only batting shot I had of him.