[CAT] Scratching Post

What pulse have you got your finger on?!? Last I heard (and I hear regularly) Carrot Top wasn't entirely representative of fashions cutting edge.

It's not the radial or carotid pulse, apparently. It's one of the lesser known pulses. Femoral, perhaps?

Yes. You with your hands pressed to the most accessible point of Carrot Tops femoral artery is not an image I wish to conjure.

I just threw up in my mouth.

And Man with the go-ahead. Span one, Dicky nil. Span pulled a real come-behind, he did, backpedalling all the way until he saw and finilased upon his opening. What a trap, what a real doozy of a filcher.

If I have nightmares about a ginger freak on steroids asking for groin fondling, I'm sending the therapy bill to Span.