[CAT] Scratching Post

And refs have a good memory. There were always 13 year olds with attitudes when i was reffing and I always made sure to keep an extra special eye on them.

My favorite was the 10 minute misconduct penalty I would give them after warning them twice about keeping the mouthguard in.

Yeah, I had a look through there. It also took me a bit to figure out that it was parody, but you're right, the parody is only funny cos it is so fucking close to the truth.

Dude, if you want a laugh, drive around the South with "Jesus is a Big Gay Black Democrat" painted on your car.

Wait, didn't somebody do something similar?

Death isn't funny Dick. Unless you turn into a Zombie afterwards

Zombies are all the rage down South these days. Mudmen, too. Damn you CEDA, it's NOT a flu!

Its how we roll. Zeds are cool, man.

Spandex wrote:http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdis ... 6058f&f=17

Pretty funny. I thought it was genuine at first but having read through you can see it's a bit of a pisstake. Some of the stuff is quite amusing though. Probably because it's not far from the truth as spouted by the likes of that Westboro lot.

They sure sound nutty...