[CAT] Scratching Post

Thought I would make a thread for random thoughts that have nowhere else to go.

Today, as I was waiting for my toaster to pop, I found myself wondering if they even have English muffins in England.

Mmm, thomas english muffin. I like mine with a ton of butter and a smidge of Strawberry jelly.

I was thinking that I want to ditch my wife for Anne Hathaway, maybe eat an english muffin off of her bosom.

I was thinking last night that it would be fuckin cool to be a Minotaur.

I'm not sure if they can talk though. and getting laid might be tough. It'd be cool for a while though.

Yeah, it'd be cool until Theseus came looking for your ass. Getting laid? Rape would probably be the best bet.

Yeah I'm not really thinking of the dude cooped up in the Labrynth on Minos. More the race of them in geek mythology (D&D, Forgotten Realms.. all that shit).

I was basically thinking it'd be cool to be 7 feet tall and have huge horns.

Had to google "English muffin". What came back was a mixture. Some pics were of crumpets and some pics were of tea cake type things (but without the raisins). Not sure which is right.

I reckon being a faun would be pretty awesome too. Kind of a less scary, slightly more socially acceptable minotaur.

I lost my phone earlier, and thought it'd be great to have a website like lostyourmobile.com, which rang your phone for 20p to help you find it. It probably already exists but I don't wanna check and dash my dreams. Also thought it'd be cool if it got more expensive the longer it rang, so if you're shit at finding things you'd be charged like five quid.

We have English muffins in Qweeeebec.
Must really piss off the frenchies

There's summat about Anne Hathaway that bugs me. I love her eyes...I LOOOOOVE a girl with big eyes, but it's almost like all of her features are too large for her face. Big eyes, big nose, big mouth, big eyebrows...too much bigness. She has lovely features, they're just all too big for her face.

I'd rather be a Centaur than a Minotaur. I couldn't deal with having a head that wasn't human.

Wings would be cool.

You're a Centaur and you have an itchy ass. Whaddaya do?!? At least a minotaur is mostly humanoid. Couldn't be doing with the body of a horse. How the fuck would you sit in a chair?

Yeah wings would be cool. I'd like to be a dragon. A monstrous firebreathing dragon. They look coolest in red I reckon.

Of course getting laid would be totally out of the queston. Unless with it was a lady dragon... not sure I like that idea. Anyone ever seen a dragons cock?

Equines have a tail for a reason. Flyswatter, air conditioner, and backscratcher all rolled into one.

Feather wings and a flaming sword.