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Postby Aldizzert on Sun Jul 20, 2008 11:26 am

And the UI is still the same. You really shouldn't have to quit a mish all the way back to the main menu to change your joystick mapping. And of course hunt-the-pixel on those stupid pushbuttons. :roll:

By the close of business today, I expect to be able to strafe a ground target and pull up successfully afterwards. :oops:
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Postby pureplr101 on Sun Jul 20, 2008 3:39 pm

If i can do it..... :D
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Re: Seven Years Old

Postby DickSchittlippz on Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:55 am

Aldizzert wrote: You really shouldn't have to quit a mish all the way back to the main menu to change your joystick mapping.


Uuuh. In game you can hit Esc. and choose "controls" from the menu that pops up. :roll:
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Postby Aldizzert on Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:22 pm

Hey Dickie, you're as stupid as your hair is wide. If you want to remap the axes, you got to get to the main menu.

I still haven't gotten to the UAW part. "Unlock All Wankers" I'd be happy to be called a Wanker if it would get the job done. Goddamn, I just want to hang.
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Postby DickSchittlippz on Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:28 pm

Maybe search the intarwebs for some "how do I connect with the Vista and the eyeilltoo?"


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Postby Aldizzert on Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:39 pm

Be better at phonetic spelling.

It's Eye ell too.



I don't even know what you were trying to spell. EDIT: I do know what you were trying to spell. You were trying to spell like a rented Hungarian Wife. A Soviet Rented Hungarian Wife. Stop being Rented, Dick.
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Postby DickSchittlippz on Tue Jul 22, 2008 8:20 am

Mine sounds more Russian.

Mum Dukes' new rig sucks a sweaty, dirty dick.
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Postby Aldizzert on Tue Jul 22, 2008 8:31 am

No, Vista does. Well, actually, yeah, the rig's pretty generic and the guy at Best Buy was either Tobey Gyllenhall or Jake McGuire. Either way, gay and doofy.
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Postby DickSchittlippz on Tue Jul 22, 2008 8:35 am

Kenny is the only one of our Escadrille who's tangled with Vista. Unfortunately, he broke his computer yesterday and isn't able to give you any tips.
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Postby Spandex on Tue Jul 22, 2008 8:36 am

Jake Gyllenhall isn't goofy anymore FFS!

Check out those fucken abs man. Goofy doesn't do abs like those.
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Postby DickSchittlippz on Tue Jul 22, 2008 8:39 am

Spandex wrote:Check out those fucken abs man. Goofy doesn't do abs like those.


Um. Have you seen Carrot Top lately??
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Postby Spandex on Tue Jul 22, 2008 8:41 am

Touche
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Postby Spandex on Tue Jul 22, 2008 8:42 am

Although, I'm not sure "goofy" quite covers it there.

"Frightening" is closer.
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Postby DickSchittlippz on Tue Jul 22, 2008 8:42 am

Haha! Who's got the finger on the pulse now??

Actually, I'm not quite sure where this finger has been.
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Postby Aldizzert on Tue Jul 22, 2008 8:43 am

Last guy that liked those abs ended up killin hisself. It's lonely up there on Spandex Mountain.
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