[CAT] Scratching Post

I died. Mel showed me a local butcher from whom I procured several kinds of red meat. I'm picking from a freshly prepared tartare smorgasboard of beef right now.

I hear that loin of Chatham Coyote is utterly luscious.

FFs, I'm still waiting on my bag. Dude claimed my money an hour and a half ago.

In exactly 26 minutes you can expect a call on your landline from detective Humperdink letting you know you can pick up your $200 at the station. Didn't I tell you this story last week?

HUMPADINK
HUMPADINK
HUMPADINK
HUMPADINK!

This dealer is the guy who once picked up a bag for me and then went to Foxwoods for 3 days without dropping it off. I haven't used him since then, and he;'s no less of a shit-for-brains now than he was then. He all made it sound like he was on the way to a guys house to pick up a bag and he wanted someone to go in on it with him. I called him an hour ago, and he's all "I'm tryin' to get ahold of the dude." WTF, you told me an hour ago that you were on the WAY TO HIS HOUSE!!

You promised me you would never say that name!

He didn't say "I'm trying to get aholt the dude," he said "to bleurve". And everyone know "To bleurve" means "Haha I got your cash, I'm getting high tonight, and we might eventually square up if you ever manage to find me."

Finally. I have some grade A shit in my possession.

Share or it never happened.

Does a picture count?

Not unless it's potent enough for me to print out and smoke.

Get in vent and you can hear me cough.

That's sharing. And sharing is caring.

I get to hear him cough.

Somebody got some good weed!

Yeah, ME!!!!

Maxis came up with a fix for post-patch lag. Basically, the game and SecuROM are fighting each other for resources, and you have to add a command to your shortcut to give the game priority.

Fuckin' DRM nightmare this game is.

Why would you fuck such a innovative new game such as this with a crippling protection system?

Fucking idiots.

Meanwhile the game is still freely available through torrents. May as well have made it shareware.

I actually went to buy this game on Amazon but when I saw that it was £40 as opposed to say £20 to £25 for other new releases I didn't bother. It's actually come down in price now but it's too late. I've lost interest.