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Chodaboy · by **Chodaboy** on Tue Dec 18, 2007 1:55 pm

Capello wants Britain to reach the final of the WC2010. I thought they'd at least make him take a pee exam before they hired him, but no.

DickSchittlippz · by **DickSchittlippz** on Tue Dec 18, 2007 1:57 pm

If he makes England into a team that plays like Italy, who knows? Score an early goal off a set piece and then put 11 men behind the ball...it's a proven system with the right players.

Chodaboy · by **Chodaboy** on Tue Dec 18, 2007 1:59 pm

Except for one notable occasion, I believe that we have demonstrated several times that this actually doesn't work.

DickSchittlippz · by **DickSchittlippz** on Tue Dec 18, 2007 2:01 pm

One occasion? I do believe Italy wears 4 stars above their crest.

Chodaboy · by **Chodaboy** on Tue Dec 18, 2007 2:44 pm

Some of them are old and dusty, but I wasn't referring to that. Euro 2000, Euro 2004... and others. We've got a few last minute come backs.

DickSchittlippz · by **DickSchittlippz** on Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:51 pm

Oops. Looks like the Man Utd. Christmas party got a little out of control.

And by out of control, I mean rape.

Chodaboy · by **Chodaboy** on Wed Dec 19, 2007 1:36 pm

"M. U. star'??? That could be a premature statement...

DickSchittlippz · by **DickSchittlippz** on Wed Dec 19, 2007 2:00 pm

When I heard an MU "star" was wanted for rape, I thought Wazza or Ronnie or Vidic. C'mon, you can't tell me that Serb doesn't look like a rapist! Anyway, when I found out who it was, "star" didn't fit anymore. Damn sensationalist journalism!

Chodaboy · by **Chodaboy** on Wed Dec 19, 2007 2:59 pm

Yeah, I thought Rooney immediately. But he's some 19 year old who was on loan last year! Every M. U. player is not a fucking star!!!

Wunderschlung · by **Wunderschlung** on Wed Dec 19, 2007 3:02 pm

I was all looking forward to see the first game or so with Fabio (he gota nick name yet?) in charge, you know so we can see his impact and who he pisses off.

Then it dawned on me properly for the first time.

We aint in a fucking competition for two frigging years!
Dumb fucking brolly cunt!.

Which reminds me, you must click this and enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19T3_sw8jZM

DickSchittlippz · by **DickSchittlippz** on Wed Dec 19, 2007 3:04 pm

ella
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eh
eh

Wunderschlung · by **Wunderschlung** on Wed Dec 19, 2007 3:06 pm

Slurpy Js other stuff is pretty cool too.

Checking out the Rafa Benitez song now.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQEdXiGD ... re=related

DickSchittlippz · by **DickSchittlippz** on Wed Dec 19, 2007 3:07 pm

SRSLY, now I have that shit tune stuck in my head. Eh Eh Eh Eh My Arse.

DickSchittlippz · by **DickSchittlippz** on Wed Dec 19, 2007 3:11 pm

I can't find the vid I sawr of a song a guy made about the steroids in baseball scandal using the same tune.

Ohhhh Andy
well I came and I brought you a needle
you HGH using weasel
Ohhhhhh Andyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Spandex · by **Spandex** on Wed Dec 19, 2007 3:23 pm

I have mixed feelings on this. On the one hand many of these girls are little more than fame hungry sluts who will sell their own parents to make the national papers. On the other hand I don't know this woman and she could be a lovely young lass caught up with a bunch of arrogant, obscenely wealthy young men who know they have a crack team of ridiculously expensive lawyers behind them should anything go wrong.

According to the stories all the players wives and girlfriends were banned from the party and they invited 100's of models and dancers. Apparently the call was made by this womans boyfriend. Knowing footballers as you do, knowing that it was a WAG free zone and knowing why your girlfriend was chosen why the fuck would you let your girlfriend attend such a party?! There's no way I'd let my other half go.

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