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FFS Mud, where do you FIND these idiots??? I need to get back into poker. Well done my friend.

Thanks. I was a bit concerned after the second guy went all-in, too

NO! I won't fold my made straight with an open-ended straight flush draw!!!

Stage #1307759414: Holdem No Limit $4 - 2009-03-11 18:53:57 (ET)
Table: ALHAMBRA (Real Money) Seat #3 is the dealer
Seat 3 - MARCLAR3 ($394.15 in chips)
Seat 4 - DKWILD70 ($236 in chips)
Seat 5 - GAFFON ($203 in chips)
Seat 6 - FRANKRICCARD ($914.30 in chips)
Seat 1 - ANDECHS ($521.40 in chips)
Seat 2 - DUCKSLAYER2K ($402 in chips)
DKWILD70 - Posts small blind $2
GAFFON - Posts big blind $4
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to ANDECHS [6d 3d]
FRANKRICCARD - Folds
ANDECHS - Calls $4
DUCKSLAYER2K - Raises $16 to $16
MARCLAR3 - Folds
DKWILD70 - Folds
GAFFON - Folds
ANDECHS - Calls $12 (That's where I differ from Schlippy)
*** FLOP *** [4d 5d 2s]
ANDECHS - Checks
DUCKSLAYER2K - Bets $24
ANDECHS - Calls $24
*** TURN *** [4d 5d 2s] [8s]
ANDECHS - Checks
DUCKSLAYER2K - Bets $86
ANDECHS - Raises $280 to $280
DUCKSLAYER2K - All-In(Raise) $276 to $362
ANDECHS - Calls $82
*** RIVER *** [4d 5d 2s 8s] [Ks]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ANDECHS - Shows [6d 3d] (Straight, two to six)
DUCKSLAYER2K - Shows [2h 2c] (Three of a kind, twos)
ANDECHS Collects $807 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($810) | Rake ($3)
Board [4d 5d 2s 8s Ks]
Seat 1: ANDECHS won Total ($807) HI:($807) with Straight, two to six [6d 3d - P:6d,B:5d,B:4d,P:3d,B:2s]
Seat 2: DUCKSLAYER2K HI:lost with Three of a kind, twos [2h 2c - B:2s,P:2h,P:2c,B:Ks,B:8s]
Seat 3: MARCLAR3 (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 4: DKWILD70 (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 5: GAFFON (big blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 6: FRANKRICCARD Folded on the POCKET CARDS

Rope a dope

What to do when Cristiano Ronaldo flops trip Aces against you ....... outflush the bastard

[2009-06-28 01:48:41]: starting hand #75279296
Table: Prophet - NL Hold'em €0.25/€0.50 - Real Money Table
Starting game.
seat 2. C.Ronaldo [€22.73]
seat 3. aecrim [€81.93]
seat 4. Morar. [€41.36]
seat 6. Andechs [€125.11]

C.Ronaldo posted SB (€0.25).
aecrim posted BB (€0.50).
Dealing cards:
C.Ronaldo: Ac, Ah
Andechs: 5d, 3d
Morar. called €0.50.
Andechs raised €1.00 to €1.50.
C.Ronaldo raised €4.00 to €5.50.
aecrim folded.
Morar. folded.
Andechs called €4.00.
Betting round ended. Main pot: €11.40
Dealing flop: 8d, 5c, Ad
C.Ronaldo checked.
Andechs checked.
Betting round ended. Main pot: €11.40
Dealing turn: Kc
C.Ronaldo bet €6.00.
Andechs called €6.00.
Betting round ended. Main pot: €22.80
Dealing river: 2d
C.Ronaldo bet €11.23.
Andechs called €11.23.
Betting round ended. Main pot: €44.46
C.Ronaldo showed: [Ah Ad Ac Kc 8d ] - Three of a kind, Aces.
Andechs showed: [Ad 8d 5d 3d 2d ] - Flush of Diamonds.
Andechs won main pot with Flush of Diamonds.
Andechs won €44.46.
Hand ended.
C.Ronaldo said: loool
C.Ronaldo sat out.

The dude's making like 500,000,000 Euros a week, and all he bet was 11.23??

He was all-in. Perhaps he's a chicken regarding his Poker wagers.

I hit a One-Outer!!!

Stage #1565834590: Holdem No Limit $0.50 - 2009-08-02 17:29:03 (ET)
Table: BEAR PAW DR (Real Money) Seat #5 is the dealer
Seat 5 - ANDECHS ($59.64 in chips)
Seat 6 - DK23RED ($64.95 in chips)
Seat 1 - DONALD_DILEO ($27.50 in chips)
Seat 2 - GOLDENBROW ($25 in chips)
Seat 3 - SUPERSTAR222 ($12.83 in chips)
Seat 4 - TOOTS_Y ($55.43 in chips)
DK23RED - Posts small blind $0.25
DONALD_DILEO - Posts big blind $0.50
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to ANDECHS [8h 8d]
GOLDENBROW - Folds
SUPERSTAR222 - Folds
TOOTS_Y - Calls $0.50
ANDECHS - Calls $0.50
DK23RED - Calls $0.25
DONALD_DILEO - Checks
*** FLOP *** [8s Qc 10s] YEEEAH
DK23RED - Checks
DONALD_DILEO - Bets $2
TOOTS_Y - Folds
ANDECHS - Raises $5.50 to $5.50
DK23RED - Folds
DONALD_DILEO - All-In(Raise) $25 to $27
ANDECHS - Calls $21.50 (and prays that Donald has not J9)
*** TURN *** [8s Qc 10s] [8c] KABLOOOIIIIEEEEEE!!!!
*** RIVER *** [8s Qc 10s 8c] [Ac]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
DONALD_DILEO - Shows [Jc 9d] (Straight, eight to queen)
ANDECHS - Shows [8h 8d] (Four of a kind, eights)
ANDECHS Collects $52.70 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($56) | Rake ($2.80) | Jackpot Rake ($0.50)
Board [8s Qc 10s 8c Ac]
Seat 1: DONALD_DILEO (big blind) HI:lost with Straight, eight to queen [Jc 9d - B:Qc,P:Jc,B:10s,P:9d,B:8s]
Seat 2: GOLDENBROW Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 3: SUPERSTAR222 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 4: TOOTS_Y Folded on the FLOP
Seat 5: ANDECHS (dealer) won Total ($52.70) HI:($52.70) with Four of a kind, eights [8h 8d - B:8s,P:8h,P:8d,B:8c,B:Ac]
Seat 6: DK23RED (small blind) Folded on the FLOP

Lucky bastard.

Stage #1576154110: Holdem No Limit $0.50 - 2009-08-08 14:23:18 (ET)
Table: SORRELS DR (Real Money) Seat #6 is the dealer
Seat 6 - LCKYLOOSIANO ($110.70 in chips)
Seat 1 - LITTLETED ($63.72 in chips)
Seat 2 - ADRAMAC ($60.70 in chips)
Seat 3 - RIVERSADSTRY ($99.25 in chips)
Seat 4 - PIRAGUNKA ($30.69 in chips)
Seat 5 - ANDECHS ($46.91 in chips)
LITTLETED - Posts small blind $0.25
ADRAMAC - Posts big blind $0.50
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to ANDECHS [Ac Ah]
RIVERSADSTRY - Folds
PIRAGUNKA - Calls $0.50
ANDECHS - Raises $2 to $2
LCKYLOOSIANO - Folds
LITTLETED - Calls $1.75
ADRAMAC - Calls $1.50
PIRAGUNKA - Calls $1.50
*** FLOP *** [5s As 10d]
LITTLETED - Checks
ADRAMAC - Checks
PIRAGUNKA - Checks
ANDECHS - Bets $2.50
LITTLETED - Calls $2.50
ADRAMAC - Calls $2.50
PIRAGUNKA - Folds
*** TURN *** [5s As 10d] [10c]
LITTLETED - Checks
ADRAMAC - Bets $7.75
ANDECHS - Calls $7.75
LITTLETED - Calls $7.75
*** RIVER *** [5s As 10d 10c] [5d]
LITTLETED - Checks
ADRAMAC - Bets $19.37
ANDECHS - All-In(Raise) $34.66 to $34.66
LITTLETED - All-In(Raise) $51.47 to $51.47
ADRAMAC - All-In $29.08
LITTLETED - returned ($3.02) : not called
*** SHOW DOWN ***
LITTLETED - Shows [10s Ad] (Full house, tens full of aces)
ADRAMAC - Mucks
ANDECHS - Shows [Ac Ah] (Full house, aces full of tens)
LITTLETED Collects $27.10 from side pot-1
ANDECHS Collects $139.71 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($170.31:$142.73,$27.58) | Rake ($3:$2.52,$0.48) | Jackpot Rake ($0.50:$0.50,$0)
Board [5s As 10d 10c 5d]
Seat 1: LITTLETED (small blind) won Total ($27.10) All-In HI:($27.10) with Full house, tens full of aces [10s Ad - P:10s,B:10d,B:10c,B:As,P:Ad]
Seat 2: ADRAMAC (big blind) HI: [Mucked] [10h 9c]
Seat 3: RIVERSADSTRY Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 4: PIRAGUNKA Folded on the FLOP
Seat 5: ANDECHS won Total ($139.71) All-In HI:($139.71) with Full house, aces full of tens [Ac Ah - B:As,P:Ah,P:Ac,B:10d,B:10c]
Seat 6: LCKYLOOSIANO (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDS

What poker service do you guys use? I've been playing Zynga Poker through Facebook. Pretty decent, and easy to win seeing as most on there don't seem to know what's going on

Highest hand yet tonight:

+2 experience for playing a hand.
steve joins the table.
Melissa Idowu called 10.
Attiq Ahmed called 10.
Andrew Fairbanks called 10.
Tyson Orndorff called 10.
Miissy U folded.
steve called 10.
Ho Hs called 10.
James Ross called 10.
Ho Hs checked.
James Ross raised to 440.
Miissy U bought Andrew Fairbanks some Chips
Miissy U bought Tyson Orndorff some Nuts
Melissa Idowu folded.
Miissy U bought steve a shot of Tequila
Attiq Ahmed folded.
Andrew Fairbanks called 440.
Tyson Orndorff folded.
steve called 440.
Ho Hs folded.
James Ross raised to 385.
Andrew Fairbanks called 385.
steve called 385.
James Ross is ALL IN.
Andrew Fairbanks called 125.
steve called 125.
James Ross won the pot ($2,920) with four of a kind of 6's with J kicker.

Fake money = fail.

I play at Ultimatebet.com. I've tried a few other sites and have never liked any of them as much as Ub.

Hmmm a soon as I don't have 3 weeks to pay the bank a grand, I'll start looking at the real monies. Is it worth it? If you're half-decent are you likely to come out in the black?

No. The 3 million half-decent players sponsor the elite 5% players in the long run.
During the first half of this year I was earning pretty regularly. Right now I'm just one of those half decent players trying to grind a few bucks per hour.

I went through a massive losing streak about this time last year. I had been playing and doing pretty well for a while, got my bankroll up to a level it had never seen before. Then I was running bad for 3 weeks and lost all of my gains, plus some. It was so bad that I haven't played since. I really need to get back into the game. I keep meaning to play, but it doesn't happen. Maybe I'll play some on Friday. You gonna be around on Freitag, Mudster?